You know you’re in small town NZ when …

  • There are several tui in the front garden
  • Your mother sends you to the shops with her eft-pos card
  • You have to go to 4 different shops for stuff for dinner and get a park right outside each one
  • People look at you strangely if you say “No” when asked if you have a Flybys card
  • The lady bleeping the groceries asks if Grana Padano should be used like parmesan … I think I did OK saying “Errr, it *is* parmesan” without sounding too snooty
  • There are more roundabouts than traffic lights.


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