Stop eating stonefruit, or stop smiling

I love summer stone-fruit: nectarines, apricots, plums… although things get rather tricky at work. I don’t mean squirty juice – I’m quite good with that anyway. I mean the bits that get stuck in your teeth. I have started a routine of having to rush to the bathroom immediately after eating to check my teeth. Lucky I checked just before … post Black Doris plum … it looked like I’d just recently ripped someone’s heart out and eaten it! Roll on apple season…