Yoga musings

Since I’ve moved up to the more advanced class, our teacher kindly sends out an email reminder each Wednesday for the class the next evening. I guess now that he’s operating on a month to month basis he has to do what he can to keep attendance up.

Lately in his emails he’s started putting in little ditties, proverbs, interesting bits so I might keep them. They make me smile. Here are the ones from the last couple of weeks.

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What on earth do vegetarian meatballs have in them?

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A short selection from the recently announced IgNobel prizes:

• The physics prize went to a study of why pregnant women don’t tip over. Usually.
• The chemistry prize was awarded to scientists who turned tequila into diamonds.
• The veterinary medicine prize was given for finding that cows that have names make more milk than those who remain anonymous.
• The medicine prize went to a physician who, for fifty years, cracked the knuckles on only his left hand to test his mother’s contention that knuckle-cracking causes arthritis. His conclusion: mother was wrong, although his study was self-controlled and not blinded.

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When you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing that you say to yourself?

Pooh’s answer: What’s for breakfast?
Piglet’s answer: I wonder what exciting thing is happening today?

Pooh’s riposte : It’s the same thing.

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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

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If all is not lost, where is it?

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